Saturday, February 18, 2012

happiness is a warm gun

bang bang, shoot shoot.

i really want a cup of pennyroyal tea.
it has slowly become an obsession of mine, mainly because it's poisonous and practically impossible to find. pennyroyal is supposed to have a sedative effect (as well as possibly aborting any fetuses you have lying around in your uterus<3). how something is poisonous and relaxing is rather intriguing. it's almost like a challenge: if you can even find the tea, drinking it might kill you. challenge accepted!

AND THIS WOULD BE MY TEAPOT FOR ALL MY PENNYROYAL NEEDS:


too bad it's almost a thousand dollars. otherwise it would be mine to fill with all my deadly teas!!
of course, the caveat to this being that i would only drink (after much research) a safe amount.

actually, what i'd really like to do is make a crazy calming tea, blending it with tulsi, kava or valerian, skullcap, chamomile, and st. john's wort.

yep.

3 comments:

Karswell said...

This would be a rad teapot to drink poison from... I'm in!

lala said...

done. i'll bring the pennyroyal. thanks for posting comics, payday is forever away and i needed my fix!

Karswell said...

Thanks to you and your blog, my next pay day will most likely involve the purchase of a new pair of Bat Girl shoes!